25 Real Companies With Unfortunate Yet Hilarious Names
Toonacious
Published
11/23/2021
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Funny
Before you say, 'eBaum's' has an unusual name, Take a look at these. Not sure if these businesses were being too creative or just overlooked their names during the registration process.
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"penisland.net, You come to Pen Island, where we are passionate about creating the exact pen you want, a pen that is as unique as you are." - Barnfire -
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"Frying Nemo" - Monustor -
3.
"Here in Detroit we have a company called Fenkell Automotive Group. Their logo is just F.A.G. Huge sign on the road." - wade_garrettt -
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"BJ Services" - yabunsandthighs -
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"There's a small drive thru hotdog stand where I'm from called the speedy weenie." - ejea12 -
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"Get your canine groomed at Doggy Style!" - Engetarist -
7.
"Italy has "Fap" busses. "Fapping" is also US slang for (male) masturbation." - humdrumturducken -
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"The oilfield has some good ones. Hole Opener Corporation comes immediately to mind." - ouachiski -
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"A German coach-tour company called Fücker. Except they stylized the umlaut so it doesn't even look like it's there." - MrLuxarina -
10.
"I saw one once named camel towing." - 96ewok -
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"Jurassic Pork big meat vendor" - Back2Bach -
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"Eaton siemens" - bumponius"I work here. The jokes become tiresome." - HairyPewter -
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"The workers at Cummins also probably get tired of jokes." - bcnewell88 -
14.
"Via Grafix, Showed up in my browser history as viagrafix.com." - Electrical-Minute-22 -
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"They used to have another name, but everyone kept calling them on the phone asking if they were the ones with the “big ass fans”. So they changed the name." - BobSacramanto -
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"In my region we have a holding company called YMI. They have several divisions, YMI Logging, YMI Trucking. Lol" - beardedliberal -
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"Stool Bus septic services" - Thirty_Helens_Agree -
18.
"I love that little bimbo bear" - projectkennedymonkey -
19.
"Elevator company in Australia called Schindler's Lift" - FatMaverik -
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"Assman Corporation. It's out of Garrett, IN." - ImANuckleChut -
21.
"Kum & Go, I feel this is self-explanatory." - xxplodingboy -
22.
"Schiit audio. Pronounced exactly how you think it is" - lil_toke_partduex -
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"Analtech, Where it's located: Newark, Delaware,What it does: Manufacturer of thin layer chromatography plates.How it got its name: Portmanteau of the words "analytical" and "technology."About: Analtech distributes its products to more than 40 countries and 6 continents." - CnCorange -
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"Juan in a Million. Wok & Roll. Curl up and Dye. Master Bait & Tackles. Blow Bros. Slocum" - t8tertot5318008 -
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"I still like The Boring Company." - Thirdarm420
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